56. What's your deal, anyway? Where do you get off acting like this? What did I ever do to deserve this? Have I not always treated you with the utmost deference and respect? Even when you were low, I was there to help you up. Way back there, do you remember? I don't ask too much of you. Just an idea of where we're going, and a stop every once in a while to go to the bathroom, maybe get some Doritos, an ice cold Coke. I don't think that's too much to ask.

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