60. Tell you another story? Allright, here's another story. Once upon a time there was a stinking grinch, went by the name of Ebeneezer Scrooge. He was a miserable odious miser, let his employees go hungry, didn't help out families with sick children. Real bastard, Scrooge. You can tell something bad is going to happen to old Scrooge, can't you? Well, he goes off to his miserable home and sleeps in his miserable bed. Then you know what happens? He has terrible, terrible nightmares, or maybe they're really real. He doesn't know. Anyway, the ghost of the miserable future appears and shows Scrooge that he will die a miserable death after living a miserable life. Things look pretty miserable for Scrooge, he is on the edge of a cynical despair. We're talking about teetering on the lip of the Abyss. Just in the Saint Nick of time, Scrooge ends up stopping for a Coke, and all of the sudden everything is better and he gives away all kinds of stuff and he becomes a better person and at the end of that joyous day, Scrooge raises his eyes to the heavens, thanking God that he decided to stop for a Coke. Little Timmy the crippled child has a sip of the Coke and he is healed. God bless us, everyone.

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