XXIX. Is this your first time on this flight? Have you seen the movie? Bad dog movie. Makes you miss Benji. Old Yeller. That was a movie. Don't make them like that any more, do they? Say, where are you coming from? You been to Disneyworld? That's something, isn't it? You ever shake Mickey's hand? I didn't trust him myself, if I remember correctly. Of course, that was before they started killing tourists. Are you a tourist? Are you afraid of terrorists? Oh, I am, on flights like this. I get very nervous, you know, because it could happen anywhere at anytime to anyone. A flight like this would be a prime target for some Jihad. It happened in New York. Makes you afraid to get into a taxi. So, do you have any family? Brothers, sisters, second cousins? You aren't from down South, are you? They get offended if you ask them about their second cousins. Just kidding. So, you are from America, aren't you? Do you like apple pie? Oh, my mother knows the best recipe for apple pie. I'll have to mail it to you. Can I have your home address? Your phone number? How much do you make in a year? Oh, don't get offended, I was just wondering. More than me, I bet. Do you have any pets? I have a boa constrictor. Do you mind if I smoke? Just one, I couldn't get a seat in smoking. Tell me about Kansas. You're not from Kansas? Well, have you ever been there? How would you imagine Kansas to be? How do you picture it? I'm just gonna take off my shoes, here, my feet get a little tight. Oooh, these socks too. That's not too bad, is it? I'll blow smoke down there. Say, could you rub my feet? No? What's wrong with rubbing a person's feet? I'd do it for you. I thought you were my friend. Here we go. You know, most plane crashes occur within the first ten seconds of take-off. You want some gum? Have some. For your ears. I hear they got plastic explosives now that'll go right through the metal detector. You look a little pale. Want to suck on a mint? No, try one, they're good. Sure a long flight we got coming up, huh? Have you ever been there?

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