XXV. Don't do that. What, you think TV will be any better? Go on then, flip you. Flip away, you wanker. Sheep. Cattle. Home shopping network? Go on, turn on the infomercials. Get thee to a mall, you lazy bastard. Get some exercise, at least. Go on, go for the pretty lights. The news, eh? That's pleasant, go on, watch it. More death and mayhem. That could have been you on the stretcher, you know. It could happen to anybody. Remember? Remember that one back there? Cartoons, now you're talking. There's your level, Scooby. I think you remind me of Shaggy. Some kind of hidden agenda there with Shaggy, wasn't there? Early Seventies. Shaggy was a Marxist. Scooby snacks for everyone. Flip again? There you are, exercise. Go on, get up stretch stretch stretch don't just watch them. Tired you out? Bedtime?

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