XXVIII. Lucky I don't need to go to the bathroom. You would pull over, wouldn't you? If I asked you to pull over so I could pee on the side of the road, you would let me. Otherwise, it would be a mess. I once had a friend, had an airplane. One of the kids really had to go. The only thing handy was this Chinese food box, friend had eaten lunch in it. Kid goes in it. Friend takes it to chuck it out the window. Only thing is, he goes to throw it, splat, the bottom was flimsy, you know. All over him, all over everybody else for two whole hours before they finally land at Meigs Field. We wouldn't want that to happen here, no siree.

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